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So a bunch of Deviants like , and have been making journals where they invite their friends to roast them and you know what?
I want a slice of that pie...
So I challenge all my candy boys and girls on DA to roast me and come up with the funniest bants that you can! Be as Savage as you want, as long as it's funny and clever, I'm down for what you can dish out!
So yeah, come at me, gang! Hit me with your best material!
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I want a slice of that pie...
So I challenge all my candy boys and girls on DA to roast me and come up with the funniest bants that you can! Be as Savage as you want, as long as it's funny and clever, I'm down for what you can dish out!
So yeah, come at me, gang! Hit me with your best material!
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Lynn and Tess: Rainbow (Episode 17)
“Everything comes to an end, everything has to come to an end. If everything was eternal, nothing would evolve. Everything can break, that’s normal, it’s how it’s supposed to be, no matter how tragic, no matter how awful. When something ends, something else will always be born, but what shape that new life takes is always up to us.” -June 19th, 10:38 AM- Tess felt like her mattress was made of ice. “I lost Sally…” Tess felt the empty space in her arms as if it was a phantom limb. “Melissa betrayed me…” Tess’s phone was like her spirit, cold and dead, with no energy whatsoever. “The Internet thinks I’m nothing but a bad joke…” Tess shut her eyes and covered her ears as if the mob of hecklers was right behind her door... “Lynn rejected me…” Tess violently ejected the contents of her stomach all over her floor. “I’ll… never find happiness. It’s all over.” Tess crawled out of her bed and returned with a dishrag, she wiped the floor so well that the floorboards were
Lynn and Tess: Running (Episode 16)
“We are all trapped inside of ourselves. The doors beckon us to leave, but most aren’t brave enough to venture outside. Some are afraid to face the meaning of what leaving will bring. Some are scared of the person they have to become. Some people are lost and convince themselves that they’re all right and that the cage was where they always belonged.” “The door is as pregnable as a closet’s… Yet people can’t help but chain the door shut themselves. We all languish inside that little room of our hearts. So scared of being left behind that freedom feels like the worst possible way to live…” “But it’s only when you leave that little space and let yourself out… That you wonder why you wasted your time in that tiny little hole to begin with.” -June 18th, 11:35 AM- Lynn was lying on her bed, her bloodshot eyes fixed on her ceiling fan, the rotating blades being a perfect facsimile of her racing brain. “Tess is gay. The letters! My admirer! It was all Tess the entire time! She’s in love
Lynn and Tess: Downpour (Episode 15)
“What’s it like to have a purpose?” -May 17th, 2010- “I can’t stand it here…” The room was spacious, white as far as the eye can see. A silky smooth bed, a large flatscreen TV, an ornate, elegant decor, a place that the plebeians could only dream of. Tess could only pout as she hugged her knees. “What, you don’t like the hotel?” Sarah giggled, tousling her hair. “Me and your father worked so hard to find the nicest one for you!” Tess sniffled. “It’s not home. I miss my real room. I miss my real bed. I miss all my dollies and books. I miss the view outside my window.” Sarah sighed and picked Tess up, holding her close. “I know, it’s not like we wanted the house to be full of pesky bugs.” “I just wish… I had something to do.” Sarah gave Tess a warm sympathizing smile. “I know how you feel. You remind me of how I was when I was a teenager. How about we go visit the Kurais first thing in the morning? Would that make you feel better?!” Tess’s smile perked up as if she was told she
Lynn and Tess: Correspondence (Episode 12)
-May 24th, 2012- The Buick was trundling along the road, the sunrise painting the sky in a desolate orange color. The previous night, there was a forest fire in Tolland, caused by a spear-like bolt of lightning. The aftermath of the blaze was drifting through the air, casting a coarse pall over Raspberry Hill. The Kurais drove past 37th Street, the neighborhood full of identical American Foursquares all lined up like Dominoes. They stopped at the only distinct house among the crowd. The “For Sale” sign on the front lawn swinging slightly on its little chain. “I didn’t do anything wrong!” Lynn sulked as Setsuna dragged her out of the car, veins in her head throbbing with pure, distilled malevolence. “What you did was disgraceful, Little Lynn!” spat Matsunoki, slamming the door behind him. “Iris had it coming!” Lynn seethed. “That is not true!” her father shot back, his eyes overflowing with worry. “However disloyal Iris turned out to be, that is no excuse for being disloyal
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I'm just gonna quote Cartman: Yo mom is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Why do you call yourself a MoonPaladin even though you don't live on the moon and you're not an aristocrat.
Why do you call yourself a MoonPaladin even though you don't live on the moon and you're not an aristocrat.